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[Dr. Suchong]

My home so i can show her my butter knives collection.

She'll be moist if there's one of those ones with the ivory handle.

 

[GymWolf]

She'll be moist if there's one of those ones with the ivory handle.

I sell cutlery for a living so i can order something with fucking gold and diamonds.

 

[mitch1971]

To heaven and back.

 

[Dr. Suchong]

Makes no difference to me.
I'll be paralysed with social anxiety anyway.

 

[Kamina]

I took my now wife to the cinema first, then we had a coffee.

 

[-Minsc-]

My wife and I went to Tim's.

Prior, we had already met and conversed at church and church groups. The first date being the first meeting never worked out well for me.

 

[Days like these...]

I sell cutlery for a living so i can order something with fucking gold and diamonds.

Do you visit clients at their homes and seal the deal?

 

[GymWolf]

Do you visit clients at their homes and seal the deal?

No they come to me, i have a whorehouse, a showroom etc.

Spoiler

Yeah WHOREhouse was on purpose

 

[MAtgS]

Pound Town it is then.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

In an age of strong and independent women, one would expect that taking the first steps in dating should not be made just by the man.

I don't invite women, rather her have to invite me a restaurant and buy me things.

I am a man of high value.


Only invite high-value girls.

Spoiler: girls high value

 

[FullMetalx117]

If she’s into you, it doesn’t matter, they make it easy. You can take her anywhere

 

[Woggleman]

Don't listen to what online misandrists say. That makes as much sense as a woman thinking Andrew Tate speaks for all men.

 

[Durien]

I took my wife to Chili's for our first date. I proposed to her on the way to McDonald's in a very nerdy kind of way.

 

[AJUMP23]

I took my wife to Chili's for our first date. I proposed to her on the way to McDonald's in a very nerdy kind of way.

Explain that proposal nerd

 

[kanjobazooie]

Explain that proposal nerd

"Will you be my World of Warcraft mount?"

 

[Wunray]

Coffee? Movies is the most expensive I'm willing to go.

 

[Durien]

Explain that proposal nerd

She and I used to work in the same group on on the first smartphones coming out. She was in localization and I was in test/infrastructure. I created 3 files on one of the test phones we were working on and asked her if she could translate them. I love you. The second one said, you are the only one for me. The third said will you marry me? This was on the way to McDonald's.

Here is the weird part. We get to McDonald's drive thru and the toys they were selling at the time were Hello Kitty in an Astronaut suit and Hello Kitty in a wedding dress stuffed animals.(This was in America)

We still have the wedding dress hello kitty somewhere.

 

[AJUMP23]

Coffee? Movies is the most expensive I'm willing to go.

Movie doesn’t afford much opportunities to talk. But coffee does. When I was dat there were not coffee shops on every corner.

 

[AJUMP23]

She and I used to work in the same group on on the first smartphones coming out. She was in localization and I was in test/infrastructure. I created 3 files on one of the test phones we were working on and asked her if she could translate them. I love you. The second one said, you are the only one for me. The third said will you marry me? This was on the way to McDonald's.

Here is the weird part. We get to McDonald's drive thru and the toys they were selling at the time were Hello Kitty in an Astronaut suit and Hello Kitty in a wedding dress stuffed animals.(This was in America)

We still have the wedding dress hello kitty somewhere.

Clever and nerdy.

 

[Edmund]

To some restaurant that sells cuisines that are special/unusual in our country. Like Greek or Russian food.


This is a nice place I take my dates.

Blu Kouzina Dempsey – A Distinct Mediterranean Flavour

blukouzina.com

 

[PapaEmeritus]

My home so i can show her my butter knives collection.

Spoken with the voice of the old guy in Family guy. "And this special piece right here is only for the yummy bunny shaped butter, mmmmm"

 

[jason10mm]

She didn't say "her house" so Holla girl!

Coffee dates are the best. Low investment, plenty of time to talk, no expectations based on $$$ outlay, and you can learn a lot about a girl by how picky she is about her coffee.

The girl in the post just wants free fancy dinners.

Movies are terrible, you can't (well, shouldnt) talk, unless dinner is after so at least you can talk a out the movie.

Ice skating is underestimated, it gives you lots of chances to touch.

 

[bad guy]

Swimming, get that make-up off, and see her natural glow. And a fit mind usually sits in a fit body.

 

[ResilientBanana]

Non-chain restaurant based on food they like, comedy show, then speak easy for classy drinks

 

[Putonahappyface]

KFC

A romantic gesture over the Colonels finest bucket.

 

[AJUMP23]

Oh man.

 

[Z O N E]

Casual restaurant just to get to know each other first and see if there's some chemistry. Then afterwards you plan the more "spend time together" dates.

 

[IDKFA]

Depends what she likes. I'd probably do a bit of research first to see what her interests are and then plan a date.

 

[jason10mm]

Depends what she likes. I'd probably do a bit of research first to see what her interests are and then plan a date.

I think we call that "stalking" when you follow her around for a bit, learning her likes and dislikes, bumping off any rivals for her affections, carefully orchestrating an elaborate "meet cute" engineered to overwhelm her.

Just keep an eye on her one gay friend, that guy always sees through you and needs to be dealt with

 

[Mihos]

Depends on how much gas money she can front me.

 

[sono]

Hey ladies if the man is willing to give you the stars the least you can do is give him Ur*nus

 

[Trogdor1123]

A pub. That’s what I always did when I was single. Place where you can talk and see if there is some chemistry.

 

[InterMusketeer]

If she doesn't get excited about kids' meal toys, she's not the one.

 

[YCoCg]

If she doesn't get excited about kids' meal toys, she's not the one.

My partner ordered us some happy meals when they were doing the Pokémon cards and we actually sat down eating the small ass meals whilst playing the card game.

 

[Shake Your Rump]

Jesus Christ. When I was dating, every woman had nightmare stories about other men they had dated. OP sounds like one of the men from these stories.

 

[AJUMP23]

Jesus Christ. When I was dating, every woman had nightmare stories about other men they had dated. OP sounds like one of the men from these stories.

Going to need a bit more.

 

[Fbh]

I don't see "Picking up Funko Pops at Gamestop" on the list

Jesus Christ. When I was dating, every woman had nightmare stories about other men they had dated. OP sounds like one of the men from these stories.

Because he took his wife to a dinner and a movie?

 

[Kaachan]

95% of these places are totally okay and even amazing

These women who supposedly made this list sound spoiled AF

 

[Little Mac]

Kitchen isn’t on that list.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Strip club. Where half of them are from or belong.

 

[AJUMP23]

95% of these places are totally okay and even amazing

These women who supposedly made this list sound spoiled AF

This is why you are my favorite.

 

[GymWolf]

Strip club. Where half of them are from or belong.

 

[haxan7]

from behind

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

If you have a list like that, you're getting ghosted.

Entirely dependent on how attractive they are. Women create lists like that because they so rarely do get ghosted.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Entirely dependent on how attractive they are. Women create lists like that because they so rarely do get ghosted.

Not if you have some standards, look if it's a guaranteed smash then sure, but if you're looking for a gf and she has all of these insane demands, the relationship is never gonna work out unless you become her bitch; I'd much rather spend my money on hookers than to put some entitled chick on a pedestal who might just be looking for a free meal.

 

[Artoris]

Abortion clinic, for a cup of black coffee from a vending machine

 

[Haint]

Chickfila, cause woke women won't set foot in the door.

 

[tamago84]

everything is an investment. fuck everything we consume time for is an investment.

 

[stn]

Coffee. That way if there's no fit, at least I spent little time and money.

 

[Tajaz2426]

My first date with my now wife was 18 holes of golf, then her favorite spaghetti shop to go and sit in front of the fireplace. That was 1998.

The only advice I have to not meet someone online, do it the old fashioned way and in person. I was working as a heavy equipment operator at 18 and it was 230 in the morning a little outside Champaign Illinois, my supervisor was using the bobcat to clear rock chalk that builds up in the rock hoppers that crush the rock down and he knocked the power out.

So they said let’s go to the truck stop on i74 and she was there with her sister and brother studying for a psychology exam the next morning. I talked to her and the rest is history.