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There's a major development regarding Sydney Sweeney

TintoConCasera

I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
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They look bigger every time I see them, and so is my happiness.
 

jason10mm

Gold Member
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How much did that cost? :messenger_tears_of_joy:

And to think that just a few years ago NO "movie star" would even consider doing advertisements. Maybe for a foreign market, but NEVER for domestic use. Even tv stars were reluctant, as doing ads was considered bottom tier work in many cases.

My, how times have changed. Good on her for cashing in on her most depreciable asset.
 

jason10mm

Gold Member
She's the definition of "understanding the assignment".
I figure around 30 she will get a breast reduction and then make a big public "I'm trying to shed my unwanted perception of being just a sexpot" appeal for relevancy.

But for now she's capitalizing on it and I'm happy for it :p
 

jason10mm

Gold Member

Around a campfire in the year 3567...

"Da, tell me the story again of when the world start to regain it's sanity"

"Well, son, it was the uear 2024 when a savior appeared out of the rubble left by the covid swarms, the destruction wrought by the terrible organization know as Sweet Baby, the attacks that left only the word "woke" burned into the souls of the survivors. A goddess she was, a woman allowed to revel in her lush curves without resorting to butt implants or blue hair. She saved men, son, saved us from dumpy shapeless blobs being 'called sexy'and catfish filters being the norm. When she came the world changed, men could be men and women were allowed to make us sandwiches again. We called this deity of divine perfection the Sydney of the Sweeny"
 

IntentionalPun

Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Around a campfire in the year 3567...

"Da, tell me the story again of when the world start to regain it's sanity"

"Well, son, it was the uear 2024 when a savior appeared out of the rubble left by the covid swarms, the destruction wrought by the terrible organization know as Sweet Baby, the attacks that left only the word "woke" burned into the souls of the survivors. A goddess she was, a woman allowed to revel in her lush curves without resorting to butt implants or blue hair. She saved men, son, saved us from dumpy shapeless blobs being 'called sexy'and catfish filters being the norm. When she came the world changed, men could be men and women were allowed to make us sandwiches again. We called this deity of divine perfection the Sydney of the Sweeny"
Everything is a culture war lol
 

OmegaSupreme

advanced basic bitch
It's downright nostalgic to see an actress get her cannons out for a movie. Remember when that was common? You can't even see tiddys in a horror movie these days.
 
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