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Shit happens. A British woman spent three days in the hospital after her daughter’s dog defecated in her mouth as she slept. Amanda Gommo, 51, was taking an afternoon nap when pet chihuahua Belle became ill and suffered sudden diarrhea.

“I was having my afternoon nap with Belle, like I always do, when I suddenly felt something squirt in my mouth,” Gommo told South West News Service. “It was disgusting, and I was hurling violently for hours after. I just couldn’t get the taste out of my mouth.”

“I was kept in hospital for three days until they’d flushed the infection out through a drip,” Gommo, who suffers from Chron’s disease, stated. “My discharge note said that I’d suffered a gastrointestinal infection caused by a dog defecating in my mouth — something doctors had never witnessed before.”

For more crappy details:

Woman hospitalized for 3 days after dog poos on her face while sleeping

It was “something doctors had never witnessed before.” “It was disgusting, and I was hurling violently for hours after,” Amanda Gommo recalled. “I just couldn’t …

nypost.com

 

[Burning Blade]

And I was just about to have some chocolate soft serve.

 

[anthony2690]

Why would she take a selfie covered with dog poopoo liquid on her face and sell the story online, does this woman have no dignity? Eesh

 

[Jennings]

I did not want a picture. I only wanted to read the article. Fuck.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Why was the first thought in your head, to pose for a picture?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Why was the first thought in your head, to pose for a picture?

Typical millennial.

 

[Durien]

Why would she take a selfie covered with dog poopoo liquid on her face and sell the story online, does this woman have no dignity? Eesh

I was thinking that exact same thing!!!! Are they sure it was "accidental".

 

[Lady Jane]

Someone who gets literally shat on is the type of person I would expect to take a selfie right after.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I came in here expecting someone else.

 

[Putonahappyface]

And I was just about to have some chocolate soft serve.

 

[Kilau]

Lucky she didn’t get “Butt tongue disease”. It’s real and deadly.

 

[AJUMP23]

Why have a picture.


Dog must hate her too.

 

[Labolas]

 

[StreetsofBeige]

First thing I’d do is jump up and wash my face or shower asap, vomit, wash my mouth out and throw the clothes in the washing machine.

That’s social media for ya. First thing they think about is getting a phone and taking a pic of the shit still on her face.

It’s not like you need to show the hospital proof of shit eaten in order for them to help you out.

Fucking weird people.

 

[Walter Matthau]

 

[Stitch]

 

[Crayon]

 

[FeralEcho]

So a dog shits in your mouth...and instead of going to the bathroom and cleaning yourself your first thought is to take your phone and take a selfie of the shit dripping off your face...

 

[Cyberpunkd]

.Amanda Gommo, 51, was taking an afternoon nap when pet chihuahua Belle became ill and suffered sudden diarrhea.

This is what you get for keeping a shit breed of a dog you loser.
Get some fucking Australian Shepard next time.

 

[Jaybe]

Probably faked it for the clout

 

[Rentahamster]

“I was having my afternoon nap with Belle, like I always do, when I suddenly felt something squirt in my mouth,”

I watched this on xhamster before.

 

[West Texas CEO]

This is not a problem in my country.

 

[Artoris]

This is what you get for keeping a shit breed of a dog you loser.
Get some fucking Australian Shepard next time.

I don't think she could have stomached a load from an Australian Shepherd

 

[IDKFA]

100% fake.

She was so sick from the event that she had to spend days in hospital, but was well enough for a quick selfie with the supposed dog shit on her face.

 

[West Texas CEO]

100% fake.

She was so sick from the event that she had to spend days in hospital, but was well enough for a quick selfie with the supposed dog shit on her face.

also, why make this shit public?

 

[Cyberpunkd]

also, why make this shit public?

For those people any publicity is good publicity.

 

[IDKFA]

also, why make this shit public?

Pun intended I hope.

 

[badblue]

I did not want a picture. I only wanted to read the article. Fuck.

Same.

Edit: Maybe we could get a gofunme started to get her one of these emergency eye wash stations installed in her house?

 

[dr_octagon]

Owner: Who's a good boy?
Dog: Call the vet, I'm feeling under the weather.
Owner: What?
Dog: Woof.

 

[Kamina]

That dog would die in my house

 

[Impotaku]

Got what she deserved for owning a garbage rat breed of dog, but these gifs are fucking destroying me LOL please stop i can't breathe.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Got what she deserved for owning a garbage rat breed of dog, but these gifs are fucking destroying me LOL please stop i can't breathe.

I bet she's a light sleeper nowadays!

 

[Scotty W]

I knew this French girl named Mary who something like this happened to. Afterward, everyone called he Merdy.

 

[*Nightwing]

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

I sleep with dogo, she opens the door and poops outside.

Some people say dogos learn from owners...so......i dunno what that dogo has been seeing lately.

 

[HAYA8U5A]

 

[j0hnnix]

 

[lifa-cobex]

Shit happens

 

[ultrazilla]

Why would she take a selfie covered with dog poopoo liquid on her face and sell the story online, does this woman have no dignity? Eesh

No but It's all about that 15 minutes of viral fame. Wouldn't be surprised if this becomes the new tik-tok trend of having your dog shit on your face. I mean, we've already seen they'll
eat tide pods...

 

[Artoris]

“I was having my afternoon nap with Belle, like I always do, when I suddenly felt something squirt in my mouth,”

I watched this on xhamster before.

You should really go for rats, they are just like small dogs

 

[haxan7]

Shit happens. A British woman spent three days in the hospital after her daughter’s dog defecated in her mouth as she slept. Amanda Gommo, 51, was taking an afternoon nap when pet chihuahua Belle became ill and suffered sudden diarrhea.

“I was having my afternoon nap with Belle, like I always do, when I suddenly felt something squirt in my mouth,” Gommo told South West News Service. “It was disgusting, and I was hurling violently for hours after. I just couldn’t get the taste out of my mouth.”

“I was kept in hospital for three days until they’d flushed the infection out through a drip,” Gommo, who suffers from Chron’s disease, stated. “My discharge note said that I’d suffered a gastrointestinal infection caused by a dog defecating in my mouth — something doctors had never witnessed before.”

For more crappy details:

Woman hospitalized for 3 days after dog poos on her face while sleeping

It was “something doctors had never witnessed before.” “It was disgusting, and I was hurling violently for hours after,” Amanda Gommo recalled. “I just couldn’t …

nypost.com

You brightened up my evening a little. Thank you sir.

 

[Mistake]

Bet $20 she squeezed the dog over her face

 

[Durien]

No but It's all about that 15 minutes of viral fame. Wouldn't be surprised if this becomes the new tik-tok trend of having your dog shit on your face. I mean, we've already seen they'll
eat tide pods...

They need a "laughing to crying" emote just to show losing faith in humanity.

 

[GeekyDad]

And you had to post a picture, too, didn'tcha...?

 

[jufonuk]

I’m sure we had this thread ?

 

[HiFiVideogameMusic]

 

[IWasInSeinfeld]

I wish I didn't know how to read sometimes.

 

[Frank Horrigan]

Her dog had explosive diarrhoea, but it didn't phase her, she just took it on the chin.

 

[ahtlas7]

Should have walked her dog instead of napping.

 

[cash_longfellow]

They call this a Barky Sanchez.