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Unknown 9: Awakening - Reviews Thread - PC / PS4|5 / Xbox One|Series

captainpat

Member
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Place your bets: which one will be the biggest Sweet Baby flop of the year?
Just sad considering Flintrock was on gamepass.
 

kikii

Member
They're all so scared to really review it. Leads to 6 and 7s when it should be 3s and 4s. And yet it'll sell jack shit.

In the meantime I share a hilarious steam discussion with you:

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racist and nazies everywhere, like there isnt other problems ? :D

this man sums it up pretty much>>>

 
The fall of western developmennt happening before our eyes. How did we end up there?



That's a promising start


Like they couldn't even name it differently than in the (excellent) Shadow and bone material? Shit I would like to see a real Shadow and bone game.
Most Western developers push politics and ideologies over fun and quality and entertainment and instead of hiring talent who are best for the job, they hire activists.
 
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DenchDeckard

Moderated wildly
The main protag is the British girl from witcher, right?

Such a shame this game sucks because she is super hot and I wouldn't have minded her being my avatar in a game at all. Shrugs
 
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Tangerine

Banned
Guys i know its hard to believe, but i have it under good authority (Dad works for Nintendo) Unknown 10: Slumbering, has been quietly shelved.

The head bitch/Game Architect said in a statement for kotaku: "This speaks volumes about the success this ongoing vitriolic hate campaign had against my metaphorical baby, my sweet, sweet baby. She wasn't even given the chance to crawl before being linched my the anti woke mob."

Or something.
 

Dr.Morris79

Member
No problem if the studio shuts down, they got the skills for Ubisoft.


Oh bless em. They tried at least. It's hard being DEI and having to learn from the ground up :messenger_crying:

Up up and onto the next low to mid tear fuck up!

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Or 'Tier' even. Or should I stick with Tear, I mean, they did tear up a load of money for this shite

Hrrrm.

Both. Both it is.
 
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DonkeyPunchJr

World’s Biggest Weeb
No problem if the studio shuts down, they got the skills for Ubisoft.


I want to see a blockbuster action movie where the hero hides in tall grass, pops out, throws one punch, then dives back into the grass, over and over again. And every time the bad guys are like “OH NO we lost her in the tall grass again! Keep looking for her!!!”
 

DonkeyPunchJr

World’s Biggest Weeb
They really need to do an Unknown 9: Awakening X Flintlock: The Siege of Dawn crossover project. I bet with their combined star power they could nearly shatter the 700 concurrent player barrier.
 

stn

Member
The market for AA action games isn't always a sure thing. For a comparison, I consider Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden to be a really solid game--much better than Unknown 9, too--and it also didn't sell well. Even IGN scored Unknown 9 a 5/10, so its pretty clear its a mediocre title. Not that I care to go into the "woke/anti-woke" craziness, but assuming its true here, not even the "modern audience" bought the game. If it really was just chuds not buying the game, then surely the non-chuds would still purchase it.

All I see is a mediocre game that likely spent its budget on securing the lead actress than improving the gameplay. All that being said, I have a soft spot for AA games, so I will be getting this eventually when it gets a price drop (And Flintlock, too, waiting for that one to get a deep discount).
 

StreetsofBeige

Gold Member
Guys i know its hard to believe, but i have it under good authority (Dad works for Nintendo) Unknown 10: Slumbering, has been quietly shelved.

The head bitch/Game Architect said in a statement for kotaku: "This speaks volumes about the success this ongoing vitriolic hate campaign had against my metaphorical baby, my sweet, sweet baby. She wasn't even given the chance to crawl before being linched my the anti woke mob."

Or something.
Unknown 10: Slumbering has been replaced by Unknown 10: What Time Does The Unemployment Office Open?
 
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