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★★★★★ / Heavily armed apple store
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AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
Monster Summer - A kids movie with Mel Gibson and some kids battling witches. It was fun, a high quality made for TV movie. 
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Saturday Night - They really hated Milton Berle. I don't know if this movie is good or interesting or if this is just a self congratulatory story. It is watchable, but not remarkable./5
/5 Saturday Night - They really hated Milton Berle. I don't know if this movie is good or interesting or if this is just a self congratulatory story. It is watchable, but not remarkable.
/5
ForAcademicPurposes
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★★★☆☆ / Ted may have dodged Jason, but will later get taken out by the car Christine
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xrnzaaas
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Archive had a decent premise (near future, guy loses his wife in an accident and builds an android based on her), but this is a great example of doing and showing dumb stuff to prove it's supposed to be futuristic technology (and it's only ~20 years into the future) - the whole aesthetic, the fonts and images on the computer screens, very machine-like voices, having 2 retro looking machines that can barely walk and suddenly there's an android that looks and moves exactly like a human being (only covered with white paint and with white hair - lol). It all bothered me, someone wanted to make their own Ex Machina, but lacked the talent, budget and good taste.
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ForAcademicPurposes
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★★★★★ / Cut my wife into pieces
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xrnzaaas
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Voces aka Don't Listen - A Spanish horror about a family who moved into a haunted house. A premise that was used countless items, but it doesn't feel like watching the same story again. There are some pretty good jumpscares, however the movie would be better if there were less of them so that each scare would be unique and more unexpected. The main evil living in the house is pretty cool, same as how it fucks with the minds of people inside and how the movie isn't trying to keep everyone alive until the final act. Oh, and I hope you like
endings. 
depressing
ForAcademicPurposes
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★★★★☆ / Water temple boss is looking friendly
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ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
Deadpool vs Wolverine.
Watched 80% because I was very tired. Funny I've watched Logan the night before because of all the references.
Hmmm. Felt a bit try hard/forced (intro and fourth wall) But I saw it in the context of being tired and with company; I like to watch movies alone.
So yeah.
Enjoyed Deadpool and it's sequel Fwiw.
Watched 80% because I was very tired. Funny I've watched Logan the night before because of all the references.
Hmmm. Felt a bit try hard/forced (intro and fourth wall) But I saw it in the context of being tired and with company; I like to watch movies alone.
So yeah.
Enjoyed Deadpool and it's sequel Fwiw.
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ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
Worst sequel ever imho.
★★★★★ / Cut my wife into pieces
Need to rematch this one.
★★★★☆ / Water temple boss is looking friendly
This one as well.
Great taste
ForAcademicPurposes
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★★★☆☆ / She's a brick nanana... house... nananaa
ForAcademicPurposes
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★★★★☆ / Call him the candy guy, saves you the trouble
Mossybrew
Gold Member
Finally got to watch Deadpool & Wolverine and yeah, it was pretty fucking funny. And I mean, I'm super tired of multiverse shit, but it's a Deadpool movie, it's played for laughs and cameos and gags so it works here. And that dog was so heinous I thought it must be a CG creation but I guess it's real? lmao.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
My 3rd or 4th watch of this absurd masterpiece
I discovered Yorgos Lanthimos with that one.
I would be curious to see a blooper reel because it's an amazing feat how the actors manage a straight face throughout
Hrk69
Member
My dad and I watched this one today, and we both found it to be a decent movie. I grew up watching movies with him, and it was fun to revisit that experience. I also managed to convince him to watch the MCU movies from start to finish, so that’s going to be quite the adventure
I generally steer clear of Dutch films (I'm Dutch myself). There's something about them that feels less refined or visually impactful. Hardcore Never Dies doesn’t suffer from these issues, and I thought it was very well crafted
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Andyliini
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The Book of Eli
In short Denzel Washington is a god-fearing killing machine who has to deliver the last surviving Bible to a place told to him in a dream. The film is quite dumb, while trying it's hardest to take itself seriously. Most of the film was quite boring, although the end was actually quite surprising twist. Until you realize that it's completely impossible for all of the Bible to be contained in such a small space.
In short Denzel Washington is a god-fearing killing machine who has to deliver the last surviving Bible to a place told to him in a dream. The film is quite dumb, while trying it's hardest to take itself seriously. Most of the film was quite boring, although the end was actually quite surprising twist. Until you realize that it's completely impossible for all of the Bible to be contained in such a small space.
ForAcademicPurposes
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★★★★☆ / Squidward is aboard that ship playing his clarinet
Liljagare
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Was really good!!
JimmyRustler
Member
Watched Gladiator 2 yesterday.
When I was growing up movies like these were Direct to DVD sequels, now they cost apparently 250 million dollars.
Blows my mind. That movie looked so cheap, it's unbelieveable. Bad CGI, cheap sets, bad acting... This movie has it all.
The biggest riddle here is that you apparently had a bunch of executives reading this script and thinking it sounds like it would make a good movie. Unbelievable... At this point it's safe to say that parts of big budget Hollywood are not to be salvaged. They desperately need a crash to get rid of the people who have no idea what they are doing and get real talent in again.
When I was growing up movies like these were Direct to DVD sequels, now they cost apparently 250 million dollars.
Blows my mind. That movie looked so cheap, it's unbelieveable. Bad CGI, cheap sets, bad acting... This movie has it all.
The biggest riddle here is that you apparently had a bunch of executives reading this script and thinking it sounds like it would make a good movie. Unbelievable... At this point it's safe to say that parts of big budget Hollywood are not to be salvaged. They desperately need a crash to get rid of the people who have no idea what they are doing and get real talent in again.
FunkMiller
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Abigail was a blast. Funny, gory and just a no nonsense comedy horror movie.
ForAcademicPurposes
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★★★★★ / One does not simply dislike Lord of the Rings
Vyse
Gold Member
Just watched the first one. Haven’t watched in years. Such a great movie! Sorry to hear you didn’t like the sequel. Should check it out next week.
Vyse
Gold Member
Enjoyed it as well.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
I appreciated how the brute nailed the Québécois accent.
The actor being from Ontario helped I guess
Too many times they go for a french from France accent which is so wrong.
Useless nitpick done
JimmyRustler
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First one is one of my big classics. Just saw it again a few weeks ago. Gladiator was made by artists who love the craft, Gladiator 2 is the definition of a braindead studio film.
ForAcademicPurposes
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★★★★★ / Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...
mansoor1980
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INC
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I enjoyed it too, its a dumb film, but it knows it, and runs with it.
I'd watch again with friends who haven't seen it, and still have fun.
Andyliini
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Gladiator II
Sometimes sequels take decades to be made, for better or for worse. This time the original auteur Ridley Scott has returned to helm this sequel, which it is in every sense of the word. The story pics up some 20 years after the original and follows a new protagonist, Hanno, who is taken captive by Romans and made a gladiator. Of course there is lots of political drama going on behind the scenes as well
The film has lots of historical inaccuracies, but it's a very entertaining film, if you can look past them. I did, and had a fun time watching. It's just too bad the actor for the main character does not have enough charisma to be taken seriously as a leader. Thankfully he can fight, and the action scenes are the best part of this film, so many epic scenes. Deserves a watch on a big screen, that's for sure.
Sometimes sequels take decades to be made, for better or for worse. This time the original auteur Ridley Scott has returned to helm this sequel, which it is in every sense of the word. The story pics up some 20 years after the original and follows a new protagonist, Hanno, who is taken captive by Romans and made a gladiator. Of course there is lots of political drama going on behind the scenes as well
The film has lots of historical inaccuracies, but it's a very entertaining film, if you can look past them. I did, and had a fun time watching. It's just too bad the actor for the main character does not have enough charisma to be taken seriously as a leader. Thankfully he can fight, and the action scenes are the best part of this film, so many epic scenes. Deserves a watch on a big screen, that's for sure.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Love that movie
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Lone Wolf and Cub: White Heaven in Hell - The journey is over and the back half of the final movie is a bit of a letdown as it takes the silly level from fun to what feels like they've run out of ideas for action sequences. Still a fun ride and easy to recommend the series. I'll have to check out the manga now.
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The Man From Nowhere - It's a really well made movie that has some obvious inspirations like John Wick and Taken, but I found the action mostly underwhelming and the ending predictable which left me a little cold. Had they gone all in with the ending, I might think more highly of the movie but even then, I found myself a little bored throughout.
ForAcademicPurposes
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★☆☆☆☆ / Wentworth miller wrote this movie
Andyliini
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American Battleship
For some reason, I had this on blu on my shelf. The film is a shoestring-budgeted mockery of the film Battleship, which was released a few years before this. And cheap it looks, many CGI shots look like they come from PS1 and they were reused ad infinitum. It was supposed to be schlock and delivered on spades. Surprisingly, they got some relatively well know actors for this, such as Mario Van Peebles and Carl Weathers. The leading ladies also had good-looking butts.
For some reason, I had this on blu on my shelf. The film is a shoestring-budgeted mockery of the film Battleship, which was released a few years before this. And cheap it looks, many CGI shots look like they come from PS1 and they were reused ad infinitum. It was supposed to be schlock and delivered on spades. Surprisingly, they got some relatively well know actors for this, such as Mario Van Peebles and Carl Weathers. The leading ladies also had good-looking butts.
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The Audition - Pretty mixed on this. The payoff is wonderfully uncomfortable and I appreciate the desire for a slow burn leading up to the final scenes, but I didn't care much for the lead up and some seemingly unnecessary setups. I also noticed some really weird cuts in the movie, same framing, mid-dialog which felt like a weird splice to get the perfect line delivery.
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Infernal Affairs - Tony Leung Chiu-Wai is great in this but maybe my expectations were warped as I thought Leo dragged down The Departed greatly. It does suffer from some weaker character development from surrounding characters but it's amazing to see all the shots that ended up in the remake.
Hawk The Slayer
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The last movie I saw was Night of the Demon 3 which sucks compared to the pervious 2 Night of the Demon movies.
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Lady Snowblood - I should like this movie more than I do and I'm not sure why it had such a hard time holding my attention. Love the music, love Meiko Kaji's performance, love a lot of the scene composition, and I'll never say no to over the top blood spray. I'm going to put this back on my backlog for a re-watch.