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[ÆMNE22A!C]

Just saying not everything is like it appears. #triggernpc's

 

[Days like these...]

Perhaps I can have MY opinion without caring about woll smoth bae.

In here like Duane in Will's booty but doesn't care about Will.

 

[AJUMP23]

 

[wipeout364]

Carlton won

It’s hilarious Charlton grew up to be Charlton

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Certainly

 

[StreetsofBeige]

This whole Will, Jada, fake marriage, Chris Rock punch, get ass raped thing would be more understandable if Jada Pinkett was good looking.

Hey, good looking chicks always get latitude from guys simply because they are hot.

Jada Pinkett is gross.

 

[DeepEnigma]

This whole Will, Jada, fake marriage, Chris Rock punch, get ass raped thing would be more understandable if Jada Pinkett was good looking.

Hey, good looking chicks always get latitude from guys simply because they are hot.

Jada Pinkett is gross.

Certain people are bestowed hierarchy and power in the great Hollyweird cults. Especially when the sCiEnToLoGy grift is involved.

 

[Chuck Berry]

 

[stn]

Man... no offense to Will Smith but some of his family looks depressed as shit.

 

[The Pleasure]

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER​

There was a couch and Will was bent over the couch and Duane was standing up killing him, murdering him. It was murder in there.”

 

[OverHeat]

He was on the receiving end omg hahahahaha

 

[West Texas CEO]

Man... no offense to Will Smith but some of his family looks depressed as shit.

It's probably because their father got murdered by Duane Martin.

 

[Ownage]

Carlton won

Life is good for Carlton.

The end.

 

[DeepEnigma]

These lyrics make so much more sense now,

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

 

[EviLore]

Life is good for Carlton.

The end.

“All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.” -Tolstoy

 

[Majormaxxx]

Oh for Fuchs' sake. I don't want to know their personal lives. Keep your personal lives out of your goddamn mouths.

Social media was a mistake.

 

[HoodWinked]

is Carlton's older daughter from the same woman? she looks adult age.

 

[jufonuk]

 

[Sleepwalker]

So many called it.

Sadly, this is all a distraction and honestly, should be a nothing burger today.

Yeah, seriously who cares if he's gay? Gay, bi or whatever he just needs to tell Jada to fuck off and get his career back on track.

Kids look like theyve seen some shit alright lol

 

[rkofan87]

so will is bi cool.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Nice pic of drugged up kids. Girl looks like a retard with that nose ring.

 

[NeoGiffer]

Spoiler

gettin' willy wit it

 

[Robot Carnival]

Carlton won

not completely related, but I think I read about him dating some porn star before no?

 

[Little Mac]

“There was a couch and Will was bent over the couch and Duane was standing up killing him, murdering him. It was murder in there."

I’m crying right now with laughter. The way he phrases it. It’s like he was traumatized by the scene.

 

[Days like these...]

Life is good for Carlton.

The end.

Not so sure about that especially the 2 littlest ones. This could be a poster for the sequel to Get Out.

 

[Jeff Spicoli]

Ah good another Will Smith thread

 

[Wildebeest]

At least we can still rely on acting heroes like Tom Cruise not being gay.

 

[haxan7]

Will and Jada are playing us all. This is how they stay in the spotlight. Mark my words, it will be revealed all this drama was carefully crafted eventually.

 

[Chuck Berry]

Ah good another Will Smith thread

Would you prefer another Starfield thread instead, Mr. Spicoli?

 

[Mr Reasonable]

Will and Jada are playing us all. This is how they stay in the spotlight. Mark my words, it will be revealed all this drama was carefully crafted eventually.

"Yes, then we'll expose you as a closet homosexual for likes and retweets."

Seems very plausible, I agree...

 

[The Cockatrice]

I remember thinking that Will Smith was the coolest man alive. He used to be Fresh Prince but now he’s just Carlton.

Haters gonna hate, i dont give a shit about all his drama and cucking or how big his penis size is. My man is a charming actor and I loved almost all his movies and forever will. The fact that you people dminish all his great stuff because of this dumb shit drama is pathetic. Bad Boys for life.

 

[RavageX]

"There was a couch and Will was bent over the couch and Duane was standing up killing him, murdering him. It was murder in there.”

I find this image to be incredibly funny.

I thought maybe it was just me, lol. Reading this made me laugh out loud.

I don't know if I believe it, anything is possible really. But the described encounter is hilarious.

 

[RavageX]

What type of necromancy is this???

Get these kids some help.

 

[Days like these...]

Will and Jada are playing us all. This is how they stay in the spotlight. Mark my words, it will be revealed all this drama was carefully crafted eventually.

You don't really believe that. Imagine if a man cheated on his wife and then interviewed his wife about how she felt about it for the world to see. The guy would be crucified.

 

[DeafTourette]

This whole Will, Jada, fake marriage, Chris Rock punch, get ass raped thing would be more understandable if Jada Pinkett was good looking.

Hey, good looking chicks always get latitude from guys simply because they are hot.

Jada Pinkett is gross.

She has cheekbone implants... She was MUCH Better looking before ...

 

[DeafTourette]

Carlton won

Only the oldest kid looks like Alfonso. The other 3 look like the mom created them by osmosis.

 

[Rockondevil]

Will was bent over the couch and Duane was standing up killing him, murdering him. It was murder in there.”

How long was this man watching. Most people would get a glance and leave if they saw others having sex.

Carlton won

Uncanny valley vibes. Something about their smiles.

 

[Scotty W]

Here come the men in black

 

[Days like these...]

How long was this man watching. Most people would get a glance and leave if they saw others having sex.


Uncanny valley vibes. Something about their smiles.

Don't kink shame

 

[West Texas CEO]

Only the oldest kid looks like Alfonso. The other 3 look like the mom created them by osmosis.

I can only see the oldest as being a close 1:1 mix. Her hair has some degree of kink to it .

 

[Joshmyersbv]

Yep.

His son on the far left looks the least depressed of his three kids.

 

[RavageX]

The woman (jada) looks like she has her own throne and regularly orders people to be decapitated.

(and probably does say, "Off with their head!")

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

I keep looking at this picture expecting to see some AI hallmarks like 6 fingers. There are like 10 levels of horror in the faces of these people.

I was going to post the same sentiment mate.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Only the oldest kid looks like Alfonso. The other 3 look like the mom created them by osmosis.

Ah, I read that wrong, lol.

 

[Artoris]

Will and Jada are playing us all. This is how they stay in the spotlight. Mark my words, it will be revealed all this drama was carefully crafted eventually.

Will is not that good of an actor

 

[LiquidMetal14]

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I’m gonna save this in case I need to scare my kids straight come middle school

 

[bitbydeath]

At least we can still rely on acting heroes like Tom Cruise not being gay.

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

That's fucked up

 

[Majormaxxx]

Would you prefer another Starfield thread instead, Mr. Spicoli?

Much better than another Druck thread