show the damn console already
This is 100% fake, but maybe it will tide you over:
I feel your pain. The wait to actually see a new console is agonizing. On the other hand, once it's actually announced, it will be what it is forever--for better and for worse. At least for now, we get to indulge in speculation and wild surmise. Schrodinger's Switch 2 is ephemeral, but it is also endlessly entertaining in its variety.
What we need is a new insane rumor about the console's gimmick for us to disagree over, like a metallic strip built into the Joycon 2 that senses your heartrate but also shocks you when you take damage for next level force feedback, or that Nintendo is abandoning joysticks altogether in favor of Steam Controller touchpads for the sake of simplicity.