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[Boozeroony]

So I have been travelling the Balkans alone for last 2 weeks. I was horny and had nothing to do on the saturday night in a medium big city here. Out of curiosity I decided to go to a sex worker.

Luckily, I am still alive with both my kidneys intact.

The girl was pretty: she was a small South-American lady, with big breasts and ass and a cute face, all natural. I think she was in her early twenties.

In the end I realised it just isn't for me. There is no sincerity or true passion, obviously. She was good in what she did, as I got off way too early. We agreed on 2 'times', but after she had my back massaged I decided it was my time to go. No 2nd time for me. It was all safe of course.

This will most likely be a one-thing for me. While I was physically attracted to the girl, my body blocked. It was an interesting experience, be it an expensive one.

 

[SJRB]

How expensive?

 

[Boozeroony]

How expensive?

200 euro

 

[Kurotri]

I'm the same in this regard..unless I have actual feelings for a girl, it just leaves me cold. It's like jacking off but more expensive.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

You milk?

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

I know a dude goes Bangkok every year meets up with the same bobby moore - he dont care that shes been sucking rest of the worlds cock for the 11 months he aint there.

She still meets him at the airport and 'lives' with him for 3 weeks a year meaning he only bangs her.

 

[Bojji]

I loved it when I was still doing it (4 years into relationship right now), sense of adventure: meeting and fucking completely new women in completely new places...

I think it's the best way to survive if you don't want to/can't have a relationship. Men become fucking miserable without sex (and we are horny almost almost all the time).

 

[Hrk69]

I hope you got half of your money back

And thanks for the review

 

[Draugoth]

Dont go to escorts if you are craving for intimate attraction, you would be better off spending money on a console or just jerking off.

 

[Bring Back Scalebound]

I want to try it, don't want to reach my 30s still being a virgin.
Haven't been able to go far with regular women ever. I look like a Berserk side-character.

I can make friends with women as easily as drinking water, but nothing beyond that.

Might be dry and awkward though, I'm open to that possibility.

 

[Griffon]

Luckily, I am still alive with both my kidneys intact.

Just for that you're a fucking lucky winner. Forget about the bad sex, playing Russian roulette with if the local gang is catfishing you was by far the most unwise part.

Go where it's legal. Or don't go at all. Or just don't go at all and buy a goddamn fleshlight and you'll feel less depressed after the act.

 

[Boozeroony]

Dont go to escorts if you are craving for intimate attraction, you would be better off spending money on a console or just jerking off.

I didn't want intimate attraction per se, just fucking. And I didn't even have a good fuck.

Luckily, I have a very good fwb back home.

 

[Gp1]

Travel to eastern europe, hire a latina escort...

Come on bro...

 

[Bojji]

Travel to eastern europe, hire a latina escort...

Come on bro...

Maybe she just looked like latina, Romani/Gypsy?

 

[Boozeroony]

Maybe she just looked like latina, Romani/Gypsy?

She asked: 'español?'

Her ad said she is a latina.

 

[Draugoth]

I want to try it, don't want to reach my 30s still being a virgin.
Haven't been able to go far with regular women ever. I look like a Berserk character.

I can make friends with women as easily as drinking water, but nothing beyond that.

Might be dry and awkward though, I'm open to that possibility.

Do it if you really want to get rid of the stigma. But it's very likely it wont be anything amazing and you will regret the money spent later on.

Like i say: Sex is overrated, the best feeling anyone can experience in their lifes is winning the Powerball.

 

[Bojji]

She asked: 'español?'

Her ad said she is a latina.

They must be super rare there so good find! I would love some latina woman.

I want to try it, don't want to reach my 30s still being a virgin.
Haven't been able to go far with regular women ever. I look like a Berserk side-character.

I can make friends with women as easily as drinking water, but nothing beyond that.

Might be dry and awkward though, I'm open to that possibility.

Do it if you really want to get rid of the stigma. But it's very likely it wont be anything amazing and you will regret the money spent later on.

Like i say: Sex is overrated, the best feeling anyone can experience in their lifes is winning the Powerball.

I was still a virgin around 20/21. I knew that finding woman normally would be time consuming and difficult so I went to escort.

It was AMAZING, she still is one of the best women I have interacted with in real life. Losing virginity to someone like that (~22, slim blonde with pretty face) was totally worth that 120PLN (in 2011).

Sex IS overrated because we have unrealistic expectations from movies and stories but it's still great and one of the best pleasures in life.

I would say go for it Bring Back Scalebound, you have nothing to lose aside money (and virginity, haha) and you will know what you missed all those years.

 

[Bring Back Scalebound]

They must be super rare there so good find! I would love some latina woman.




I was still a virgin around 20/21. I knew that finding woman normally would be time consuming and difficult so I went to escort.

It was AMAZING, she still is one of the best women I have interacted with in real life. Losing virginity to someone like that (~22, slim blonde with pretty face) was totally worth that 120PLN (in 2011).

Sex IS overrated because we have unrealistic expectations from movies and stories but it's still great and one of the best pleasures in life.

I would say go for it Bring Back Scalebound, you have nothing to lose aside money and you will know what you missed all those years.

Do it if you really want to get rid of the stigma. But it's very likely it wont be anything amazing and you will regret the money spent later on.

Like i say: Sex is overrated, the best feeling anyone can experience in their lifes is winning the Powerball.

I hear both of you.

Just want to clarify that I don't have movie-like or porn-like expectations of sex (Not implying you said that directed at me, Bojji).

I heard all types of things about sex. That is great, fun, dangerous, that is overrated, and I used to have a very cynical of view of people that said the latter.

If you had said that to me years ago, Draugoth , I would have told you to go fuck yourself. And that this is a condescending "Rich person telling poor person that money is overrated" type of view.

But I'm not that cynical anymore. Is just a different view of sex, out a thousand different ones...

I used to cry when I was around 23 (I'm 27) for being a virgin. Feeling lefted out, feeling weird and undesired.
I still feel lefted out, but I'm not as upset about it anymore. Is just something I want to experience. If I don't, it will be okay.

 

[Draugoth]

I hear both of you.

Just want to clarify that I don't have movie-like or porn-like expectations of sex (Not implying you said that directed at me, Bojji).

I heard all types of things about sex. That is great, fun, dangerous, that is overrated, and I used to have a very cynical of view of people that said the latter.

If you had said that to me years ago, Draugoth , I would have told you to go fuck yourself. And that this is a condescending "Rich person telling poor person that money is overrated" type of view.

But I'm not that cynical anymore. Is just a different view of sex, out a thousand different ones...

I used to cry when I was around 23 (I'm 27) for being a virgin. Feeling lefted out, feeling weird and undesired.
I still feel lefted out, but I'm not as upset about it anymore. Is just something I want to experience. If I don't, it will be okay.

Just do it bro. It's still better than feeling depressed.

 

[Boozeroony]

I hear both of you.

Just want to clarify that I don't have movie-like or porn-like expectations of sex (Not implying you said that directed at me, Bojji).

I heard all types of things about sex. That is great, fun, dangerous, that is overrated, and I used to have a very cynical of view of people that said the latter.

If you had said that to me years ago, Draugoth , I would have told you to go fuck yourself. And that this is a condescending "Rich person telling poor person that money is overrated" type of view.

But I'm not that cynical anymore. Is just a different view of sex, out a thousand different ones...

I used to cry when I was around 23 (I'm 27) for being a virgin. Feeling lefted out, feeling weird and undesired.
I still feel lefted out, but I'm not as upset about it anymore. Is just something I want to experience. If I don't, it will be okay.

I believe some sex workers are 'specialised' to have sex with virgins. At least that is what they advertise with. It might be worth checking out.

 

[Bojji]

I hear both of you.

Just want to clarify that I don't have movie-like or porn-like expectations of sex (Not implying you said that directed at me, Bojji).

I heard all types of things about sex. That is great, fun, dangerous, that is overrated, and I used to have a very cynical of view of people that said the latter.

If you had said that to me years ago, Draugoth , I would have told you to go fuck yourself. And that this is a condescending "Rich person telling poor person that money is overrated" type of view.

But I'm not that cynical anymore. Is just a different view of sex, out a thousand different ones...

I used to cry when I was around 23 (I'm 27) for being a virgin. Feeling lefted out, feeling weird and undesired.
I still feel lefted out, but I'm not as upset about it anymore. Is just something I want to experience. If I don't, it will be okay.

Just do it bro. It's still better than feeling depressed.

It also builds confidence towards women, after 3 times I lost almost all my fear about being close to a woman (and talking to them).

So it should boost abilities that will help you find woman normally (not to mention you will be much better in sex).

 

[Trunx81]

Had a few times the experience. Some were amazing. Some were not worth the money. It helps if you are able to bond a bit beforehand (like at a bar).

 

[badblue]

I once had some time with two chicks for my birthday after being single for 5 years.

It did not cost anywhere near $1,000,000

 

[feynoob]

Unless you are married, there is nothing wrong have fun with them. Who cares how many D that has been there. That is like saying don't lick the P or the hole because shit come from both.

You only have one life. Enjoy it. You might not experience this trip again.

 

[Vyse]

Dont go to escorts if you are craving for intimate attraction, you would be better off spending money on a console or just jerking off.

Wise words. You should put that on a pillow.

 

[adamsapple]

200 euro

Not that I'm the most well versed in this, but that seems bit high ?

Or is that the standard rate in most of the euro block?